"Honk!Honk!Pon!Pon!Vrooooom!"
That grating noise in your ears
What do you know?
It's so common on Malaysian roads
Everyone thinks it's their 'grandfather's road!
"No where got"
What NOOO?
Just look at the way they're driving!
Queue-jumping, cutting across the lane with no thought whatsoever
And those aren't even the worst!
Everyone is always rushing off to somewhere, somehow
In the bank, frowns of concentration on faces
Murmurs of "Aiyo, why so slow one ah?" all over the places
While heads be scratched, and you'll get to hear, "Excuse me?"
And those who jump queue, they look to the front with blank expression
Because you know what?
It's our practice! We're the only ones pressed for time!
And then when maneovering our cars out of parking spaces later,
We curse, curse and curse
"Oops! Did an illegal U-turn."
"Ah loi, see got police or not?"
One gains on the car, and she gets off scot-free
That's why you see these Formula 1 racers on the road every day
Where else in the world will you get to see a whole gang of them on the road swearing at each other?
Think that's cute? You haven't heard better ones!
You must have taken the KTM at least once(or everyday, in which case sigh) in your life
"Yeah, that never-on-time KTM"
And when it does come, boy, is there big drama when everyone tries to squeeze in at once
"Hey dumbnut let people go 1st la!" "Don't bang my face with your bag, stupid!"
Once inside, you see old ladies with heavy bags standing while the youngsters remain comfortably seated
Stop at the KL Sentra station, take the monorail to Bukit Bintang to enjoy a wonderful arrays of colors
"What colors? "
"Eh, you Malaysian ka? Din hear lalamui lalazai before meh?"
You accidentally lay your eyes on them even a second they'll say something about your mother
Uneducated bunch you think but leave them alone
Because do you know the average number of books a Malaysian read in one year is a meagre two(whisper)
Yes, two!
"Eh, don't talk so bad about us la. We got good things also what. KLCC leh?" "Where else you want to find so delicious punya nasi lemak? You think overseas got ah?"
"Got"
"Where got"
"KFC Combo leh"
"And don't forget you know, we can tahan other races, not like some countries."
" Talk so much, you don't love your country meh?"
We don't?
We say, MALAYSIA BOLEH!"
